Skip to content
  • Privacy
  • Disclaimer
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ⚔ Funny Quotes Slot →
Popular Topics šŸš€
mental health routine satire exercise after comfort childhood relationships stop better memory thought old wish eat nature change honesty movie myself everything office own sorry travel Christmas laziness self-care pun trying self anxiety fashion girl talk around actually here experience name ID men snack thinking misunderstanding next coffee friendship marriage used
Funny Quotes Data šŸ¤“

New funny quotes: 15818 this month

15,818 funny quotes and pics

17,814 funny quotes topics

Updated: May 30, 2026

 

 

 

 

Funny Facebook Marketplace quotes

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

© 2026 Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨