Funny Facebook Marketplace quotes

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Commentary:
When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Commentary:
Sounds like the only thing more difficult than a Rubik's Cube solved by a squirrel! 🐿️🗑️