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Funny chairs quotes

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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