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Funny buyer quotes

The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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