Commentary:
When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪
Funny marketplace quotes
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
Commentary:
When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts
Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?
Commentary:
"Ah, Craigslist – where you can find anything from a used couch to a potential murder scene 🪓. Who knows, maybe they're just really good at hiding the bodies now 💀🤷♂️ #CraigslistMystery"
I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.
Commentary:
Sounds like the only thing more difficult than a Rubik's Cube solved by a squirrel! 🐿️🗑️