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Funny marketplace quotes

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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