Commentary:
That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
Funny command quotes
It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…
Commentary:
"When did I lose my genie privileges? 😂🧞♂️✨"
Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.
Commentary:
🤣🏙️ "In a world where chaos reigns and logic takes a backseat, welcome to 'The Dewey Decimated Decimal System'! Who needs mayors and governors when you have a librarian armed with overdue fines and shushing powers ready to bring order to the city? Tune in as our unlikely hero battles late fees and unruly citizens in this unforgettable sitcom where the only crime is not returning your books on time!" 📚🕶️
If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
Commentary:
"🙏🚫 When your god has a 'delete' button rather than a 'love thy neighbor' one, it might be time to switch deities! 🔪⛔️ #ChooseLoveNotViolence"
Alexa, play everyone that played me.
Commentary:
That's one playlist Alexa might have a hard time finding! 🎶🤔😂