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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Wolves should really raise more people.

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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