You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! πππΈ Related funny posts π€ Spending all my money on lottery tickets so Iβll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her familyβs struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. βGod has a plan for you!β Okay, well, I have some notes for him. People canβt drive you crazy if you donβt give them the keys. You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.