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  • Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.
  • Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.
  • Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?
  • A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”
  • If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
  • Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.