You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.