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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.