Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.