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This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
Funny beers quotes
Work beers should be a daily thing.
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Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Looks like hydration just needs a rebranding! 🍻💧😆
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.
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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?
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"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan"
My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.
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🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺
If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.
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Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews