Commentary:
"Someone please start a 'Let's Not Make Things Worse Than They Already Are' Party! 🙏🎉 It's time for a change from the usual suckiness in politics! 💪😂 #NoMoreSucking"
Funny governance quotes
There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.
Commentary:
"Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"
It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.
Commentary:
"Democracy might be feeling a bit flushed lately… 💸🚽 But hey, who needs voting when we can have politicians battle it out Taskmaster-style? 🏆💪 Who can balance the budget while wearing a chicken suit? 💸🐔 #TaskmasterElections"