Commentary:
When your search history has higher standards than your dating life 🍿📚😂
Funny selection quotes
My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.
Commentary:
"Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"
It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.
Commentary:
"Democracy might be feeling a bit flushed lately… 💸🚽 But hey, who needs voting when we can have politicians battle it out Taskmaster-style? 🏆💪 Who can balance the budget while wearing a chicken suit? 💸🐔 #TaskmasterElections"