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Funny kidnapped quotes

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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