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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
Funny Lord of the Rings quotes
Sorry, I can’t come. I’m watching Lord of the Rings and contributing to the declining birth rate.
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Balancing epic adventures and solo movie nights—saving Middle-earth and dodging the population crisis one marathon at a time!
Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.
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Navigating traffic this morning felt like I was on a quest with Frodo 🚗⛰️💍
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”
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When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.
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"When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝♂️🧙♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"
You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.
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Well, seriously, common sense Gandalf, where were you when they were crafting that "one ring to rule them all"? 🧙♂️ Let's not make jewelry decisions with world domination potential, folks! 💍😂
Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
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Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙♂️🌱
It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!
I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
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"No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"