Commentary:
"Who said quantity over quality wasn't a valid strategy? 😅 When life gives you lemons, make a lot of questionable lemonade! 🍋🤷♂️"
14 Funny offer quotes
Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
Commentary:
"Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"
Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "offer-help-then-get-actual-work" maneuver – a true art form in the realm of subtle rejection! 🎭 It's like extending a hand in friendship and getting a high-five in return. 🖐️ Oh, the joy of lending a hand only to have it gently declined! 😅 #JustMyLuck
I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.
Commentary:
"If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁♂️ #IntegrityForSale"