Commentary:
Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆
Funny self-harm quotes
Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.
Commentary:
Sounds like your blanket just initiated fight club! 🥊🛏️😂