Funny unattractive quotes

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Commentary:
Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to stay composed when faced with a tiny, buzzing adversary 🐝😅. You gotta hand it to bees though – they sure know how to keep us on our toes! Ready to face off against nature's flying comedians? 🙈💨"