It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like hydration just needs a rebranding! 🍻💧😆 Related funny posts 🤝 Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office. Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water. I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus. Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.