Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.