Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew job hunting was like dating, but with references? πππ₯Έ Related funny posts π Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance? βHow is the job search going?β First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know. Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.