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Sounds like the perfect business model for a circus! 🎪🤹♀️🍹
15 Funny employees quotes
Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store.
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When the staff-to-customer ratio at the music store is higher than my GPA 😂🎶📚
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
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Work: where we pretend we're motivated by more than just caffeine and direct deposits 😂💸☕
Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
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"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"
Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.
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"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.
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"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"
It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.
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Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.
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Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems
Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.
Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs ☕️. Let's gather 'round and strategically plan how to strategically plan our next meeting. Productivity? Who's she? 🤷♂️ #MeetingLife"