My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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A Monday every week is excessive.