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Playful text about family humor, with a witty twist on Mother's Day plans.

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, day, eat, family, food, holiday, home, humor, i, joke, me, meal, mom, mother, relationship, sarcasm, taking, told, where on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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