Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.