Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl" Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’ The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.” My summer body has been pending for about ten years.