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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

May 21, 2026

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Mar 30, 2026

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Mar 27, 2026

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Mar 25, 2026