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Pee-parations are key to an active social life! 🚽😅🚻
Funny 35 quotes
Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.
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Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹♂️📈😅
Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.
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"Age is just a number, but on Facebook, it's more like a state secret 🕵️♂️🤫. After 35, birthdays become classified information for your profile 😂🔒 #AgelessAndFacelessLikeANinja"
I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.
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When you realize adulting is not a 9 to 5 but more like a 25 to 35! 🕰️😅 #RebootTheTwenties
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.
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I'm not hibernating, just processing your last social interaction. Please allow 3–5 business days for a full recharge. 💤📞➡️🚫