Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

May 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Witty text about valuing relaxation and avoiding last-minute plans, humorous and playful.

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Counting sheep and doing nothing takes planning! 🐑📅 Let me pencil that in! 😆

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