Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.