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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Oh la la! 🥖💃 Let me break it down for you: Baguettes come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of their gender! 🙅‍♀️ It's all about that delicious crispy crust and chewy interior that makes anyone swoon! 😂 Next time you enjoy a baguette, just remember it's all about the bread love, not the gender roles! 💁‍♂️🥖

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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When even penguins are trendier than me with their tiny baguettes, I start questioning my life choices 🐧🥖😆