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Guess those alien pageant contestants didn’t stand a chance against Earth’s gravity! 👽👑🌎
94 Funny beauty quotes
Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.
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Chasing beauty tips, but mostly chasing my glasses and my iron supplements 😂👓💊
Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.
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Spending hours decorating a cake for a single sprinkle, but hey, that sprinkle is living its best life! 🍰✨
Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?
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Inflatable lips: the new fashion statement. Just one puff and you're ready to float! 💋🎈