Commentary:
When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯
Funny cosmetic quotes
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
Commentary:
"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"
Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.
Commentary:
The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.
Commentary:
Chin-diana Jones and the Temple of Mysterious Fillers! 🕵️♀️😂💉
I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.
Commentary:
Inflatable faces: the latest trend in 3D selfies! 🎈😆📸
Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?
Commentary:
Inflatable lips: the new fashion statement. Just one puff and you're ready to float! 💋🎈