I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions. Posted onMay 19, 2026