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Funny croissant quotes

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boss, breakfast, cheese, croissant, end, food, going, ham, hour, humor, joke, late, lateness, office, prank, sure, surprise, text, texting, workplace, workplace humor on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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