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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with β€œhelllooooooo?”

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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β€œI don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Good morning to everyone β€” except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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The adult version of β€œhead, shoulders, knees and toes” is β€œwallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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