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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say β€œit makes sense that you would think that”.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Going viral on YouTube:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Trending via Telegram:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Making waves on TikTok:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Shared recently on Reddit:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as β€œHowdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has shared:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has bookmarked:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has copied:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡© has viewed:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Breaking via Slack:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Spotted on Reddit:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Shared recently on Threads:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Just shared via TikTok:

β€œIt’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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