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β€œYou’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow β€” not yours.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for β€œdumpster fire”?

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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β€œHelp us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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Gonna end every insult with β€œbut in a good way”.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep β€” and that’s so irritating.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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