Funny incognito mode quotes

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Commentary:
When I'm in incognito mode, I'm not hiding anything scandalous—just protecting my reputation as a supposed genius from questions like "Can fish blink?" 🐟🤔🔍

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Commentary:
"Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"