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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Live now on Discord:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Reported on Telegram:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Spotted on WeChat:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Spotted on Discord:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Just shared via Instagram:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Reported on Twitch:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Just shared via YouTube:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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