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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”