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Funny maid quotes

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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