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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Trending via YouTube:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Seen just now on Discord:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Just shared via Pinterest:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Going viral on Instagram:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Spotted on Facebook:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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Funny discussion quotes spark laughter and lighten any debate 🤣🔥 Whether you’re diving into a heated convo or just chatting with friends, these witty gems add a twist of humor that keeps things fun and fresh 😜💬 Ready to turn serious talks into hilarious moments? Let’s dive into some quotes that prove a good laugh is the best conversation starter! 😂🎉

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2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Commentary:
"Feels like we're all taking advice from a bunch of caffeinated squirrels! 🐿️🤪 #TwitterTherapy"
2 months ago
Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Commentary:
"**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
**My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"
6 months ago
Share →: I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Commentary:
"Having a riveting debate with myself today was truly a sight to behold 👥💬 Who needs company when you can have such agreeable conversations with the one and only Me, Myself, and I? 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #IWinEveryTime"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "meeting within a meeting" trap – a modern-day inception! 🤯 Just when you thought you were about to wrap things up, bam, another can of worms gets opened. 🐛 It's like a never-ending Russian nesting doll of discussions. 😂 Time to sharpen those questioning skills and avoid getting sucked into the meeting vortex! ☕
6 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Commentary:
Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic meeting merry-go-round! 🔄🤔 It's like a never-ending cycle of let's-discuss-what-we're-going-to-discuss-next-time 😂 Maybe we should schedule a meeting to strategize how to end meetings efficiently! 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingMadness
6 months ago
Share →: I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals"

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Making waves on Threads:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Going viral on Telegram:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Going viral on Telegram:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Live now on Twitch:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Live now on Slack:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Reported on Twitch:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Just landed via WeChat:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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