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Funny subway rat quotes

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

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