August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! ๐๐๐พ๐๏ธ Time travel, anyone? Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The week between Christmas and New Yearโs should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space. I donโt want to alarm anyone, but thereโs only 365 shopping days left until Christmas. Christmas adverts: โEat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! Itโs Christmas!โ New year adverts: โLook at what youโve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!โ Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.