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May 28, 2026

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Guess I'll be gifting everyone homemade IOUs this year! 🎁💸😅

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May 19, 2026

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Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?

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I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.Jul 2, 2026
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?Jul 2, 2026
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.Jul 2, 2026
If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.Jul 1, 2026
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?Jul 1, 2026

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