Commentary:
"Life lesson of the day: prioritize your chewing over potential murder alerts. 🍴🔪 #SafetyFirst #HungryNotDead"
12 Funny chewing quotes
Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
Commentary:
Chew-s wisely! Your lifetime soundtrack shouldn't sound like an orchestra of potato chips 🍟🎧😄