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535 Funny fun quotes

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

3 months ago

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

3 months ago

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

3 months ago

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

3 months ago

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

3 months ago

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

3 months ago

Life is short, flirt with me!

3 months ago

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

3 months ago

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

3 months ago

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

3 months ago

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

3 months ago

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

3 months ago

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

3 months ago

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

3 months ago

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

3 months ago

Don’t study, get slutty!

3 months ago

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

3 months ago

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

3 months ago

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

3 months ago

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

3 months ago

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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