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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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