771 Funny fun quotes

• Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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• The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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• Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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• You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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• The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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• If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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• They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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• Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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• Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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• All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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