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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakfast, disgusting, eating, filling, food, healthy, healthy eating, high, high protein, only, plain, powder, protein, protein powder, taste, yogurt on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Commentary:
Sounds like a hipster's dream come true—just add a sprinkle of irony and you've got the full package! 🥗☕️🔥🥣💁‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged air, air fryer, brew, bro, Caesar, caesar salad, cold, cold brew, food, food trend, found, fryer, healthy, healthy food, high protein, i, Instagram, media, oats, overnight, overnight oats, recipe, salad, social, social media, trend, trendy, trendy food, try on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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