Commentary:
Trying to solve this mystery feels more like a math problem disguised as dinner prep! 🍽️🧅🤔
Funny powder quotes
Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.
Commentary:
The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
Commentary:
“Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact
Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.
Commentary:
Guess I'm lead-ing my way to gains with an extra sprinkle of mystery minerals 😅🔍💪