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Funny nicotine quotes

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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