Funny repayment quotes

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Commentary:
Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂

Commentary:
Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷‍♂️💸🙈