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Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂
Funny borrow quotes
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡
Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.
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"Seems like empathy has its limits when it comes to lending money, huh? 😂💸#FairWeatherEmpaths"
I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
Commentary:
Looks like we've got a mystery borrower on the loose! 🔍📚 Maybe they were reading about how to disappear without a trace? Regardless, let's hope they can solve the case of the missing books before Sherlock Holmes shows up at their door! 🕵️♂️🔎